Guidelines For Living con Harold Sala

When a certain businessman bought an Italian sports car known as a Lamborghini, he phoned the local parish priest and asked him if he would bless the new vehicle, which was no small investment.  Hesitatingly the priest asked, "Just what is a Lamborghini?"  That was it!  "Well, if you don't know what one is, I don't think your blessing would amount to much," the man replied, and hung up.  Then he called a Baptist preacher and asked him if he would bless the sports car.  The pastor immediately responded: "A Lamborghini?  Wow!  That's great.  Zero to 60 in 5.3 seconds. Best engineered sports car in the world."  Then he hesitated and said, "You want me to bless it?  What's a blessing?"